The Darndest Things

A few Pax tidbits from the last couple of weeks...

Tissues Not Needed
Pax entered the room picking his nose.
Me: Pax, do you need a tissue for your boogers?

Pax: No, I just getting them out.

Me: I know, buddy, but let's get you a tissue to put them on.

Pax: No, I'm fine. Flicking whatever he got onto the floor.

YouTube
Pax loves the movie and characters from Disney's Cars. We were watching the accompanying Pixar short films featuring Tow Mater on Youtube.com. We'd watched a few 3 minute videos and I closed the window on the computer.

Pax: No, Mommy, don't turn it off.

Me: Pax, we've watched like 52 videos. Let's go play in the other room.

Pax: I need watch just one more. Said in a sing-song voice.

Me: Why, so you can watch like 53 videos?

Pax: Oh, yeah! Ok!

Pretty Awesome
Pax got a new room from Santa. He's been sleeping in it for nearly a month now, but still it's quite a novelty in our lives. Another post sometime to feature the new room, but this for today.

Pax: Let me show you my room, Mommy. You like my new room?

Me: Yeah, I do!

Pax: Shrugs. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Pax Dawg
Eating a local restaurant, I returned from the salsa bar to hear this.

Pax: Acting silly says some unintelligible gibberish

Travis: For real, dawg?

Pax: For shizzle, my dizzle.

Caught off guard, we laughed. Then he proceeded to say it to many other restaurant patrons. We may be eating at home for awhile.


Mr. Table
Putting Pax down for a nap, he asked about a little table that used to sit in the kitchen. He used the table for playdough and drawing, but we'd moved it out of that room when we had our Christmas tree in there. Even with the decorations put away, the table has yet to move back in.

Pax: Mommy, move that playdough thing back in.

Me: Are you talking about your little table that you use for playdough?

Pax: Yeah.

Me: Have you missed your table?

Pax: Who's Mr. Table?